Breaking: Olympic Committee Rejects Lia Thomas’ Bid for 2024 Olympic Participation

In a twist that had the sports world scratching its head, the Olympic Committee has pulled off the ultimate feat of dodging controversy faster than Usain Bolt on rocket skates. In a decision that left spectators wondering if they’d entered the Twilight Zone, the committee gracefully pirouetted around the issue of Lia Thomas’ Olympic participation faster than a figure skater on caffeine.