Breaking: Olympic Committee Rejects Lia Thomas’ 2024 Olympic Participation Bid

In a stunning twist of events, the Olympic Committee has pulled off a synchronized eye-roll routine, unanimously rejecting Lia Thomas’ bold bid to participate in the 2024 Olympics. As the news broke, the Committee spokesperson, wearing a straight face that could rival a marble statue, announced, “We appreciate Ms. Thomas’ enthusiasm, but we’re still trying to figure out if swimming lanes are ready for this groundbreaking amphibious revolution.”